Trump Steps Down, Allows Sanders to Become Rightful POTUS

Donald Trump, man-baby former President of the United States, has stepped down after realizing that the American people hate him and he is the only fake news, allowing Bernie Sanders to take his place.
In a statement, Trump said “Bernie Sanders is the only man for this job. Good luck, Bernie. The American people need you.”
Sanders is taking the position after a long, hard fight against the establishment media and other greedy politicians who shamed him in the 2016 primaries that literally made our country look like a joke.