Trump’s Private Research Facility Discovers Cure for Cancer, Democrats Revolt

Trump’s privately funded research facility has recently discovered an underlying DNA strand that if amplified strenghtens the response of the immune system to cancer cells, successfully killing the disease without heavy bodily intrusion. The cure was set to be distributed but the democratic party has been blocking the research facility because they are angry with Trump for being a bigot and only focusing on cancer. They have been throwing stones and setting things on fire screaming: “bigot, nazi, and masagonist.” They claim that Trump will only distribute the cure to white males even though such claims are unbacked and false. Local military units have been deployed to protect the research.