University research reveals man who drives gayest truck of all time

The University Of Michigan wraps up research this week on a recent study to find the gayest truck in America. Years of research and millions of dollars later the university has identified the truck and its owner.

The owner, none other than David J. from berry county MI is a corporate, white collar fuck head who has no use for a real truck. Thus he settled for a slant eye’d, rice burning foreign piece of shit known as the Toyota Tacoma.