Unusual event at a local park involving a man and a squirrels

Late Thursday, a man by Ron 28 was seen by police running around yelling “squirrels in my butt” at a local park in oildale. Office john was first to approach Ron, he calmed him down asked him what the issue was and did he need medical assistants. Ron continued to yell “squirrels in my butt” he was later transported to KMC where we were told he was calming up a tree when two squirrels calmed up his shorts and some how got stuck in his rectum. We were told he’s doing fine and should be released later tonight.