Vermillion Man Breaks World Record

Someone finally beat Wilt Chambelin’s record for shagging creatures.It has been confirmed through the Department of Disease Control.Ross Close from Vermilion Ohio has banged over 12000 creatures. This Coming just a year after he won gold in the Creature Olympics. Along with the record Mr.Close received a $10.000 prize. When asking Mr. Close of his achievement and what he planned to do with his prize money Mr. Close said first he would like to thank Driftwood and Rudy’s for providing the creatures.He also said he was planning to purchase lots of penicillin and Plan B pills to make sure his record will not be beaten.