VISCOUS MINIATURE SCHNAUZER ATTACKS LAMB

Panzer Luna the accused attacker, maliciously attacked sweet little Lamb Chop tonight. Lamb Chop was completely surprised by the attack. Panzer admitted to the attack, saying “I was protecting my Dad & Papa. I have saved them so many times, some they don’t even know about! There was a Walmart sack blowing across the yard yesterday. I thought it might get my Dad when he went to work, so my senses where already working.” No charges were filed, but Panzer’s Dad had to stitch up the victim. When asked about the damage done to Lamb Chop, Panzer replied “She’s lucky my Dad is in the medical field!”