Waco man charged in aggravated sexual assault of a farm animal

Waco TX
Police were dispatched to the 2500 block of Cumberland ave today when a phone call to the Waco police department by a neighbor led to the discovery of what can only be described as a scene straight out of a Stephen King horror novel. Arriving on scene police heard several distinct farm sounds coming from the backyard. Cows sheep chickens pigs and one platypus were discovered along with Jacob Finch 41 from temple. Officers said that the suspect was wearing what could only be described as a “banana hammock” or “mankinni”
When the police spotted the suspect he immediately took off running and attempted to hop the fence but turned around and grabbed as many farm animals as he could then attempted to make another run for it. Officers responded quickly deploying the tazer and taking him into custody. His bond has been set at 2000$