WANTED FOR REWARD!!!

Greg Foster, a resident of Hamilton County, TN, is wanted in connection to a series of break ins and vandalism to multiple “Miracle Whip” factories in the Chattanooga and tri-state area. It is believed that Mr. Foster is not a fan of “Miracle Whilp” and he has set out to rid the area of this unbearable substance! Anyone seeing Mr. Foster is encouraged to reward him handsomely for his efforts and also report him to the authorities so he can be further rewarded for s job well done!!!