Warrant Issued to Illinois man Zach Maronde

An arrest warrant has been issued for Zach Maronde of Sterling Illinois as he has been recently caught breaking into homes in a small town just south of Sterling, Maronde didn’t take anything worth much but oddly began tickling the buttholes of each resident inside, nobody knows why Maronde is causing such awkward crimes but reports say he was jacked up on Mountain Dew which led him to do such in the first place.