Wilson man escapes death from wasp

A 42 year old Wilson man has escaped what could have been a horrific death. A wasp flying in at 200 mph had a target set on this man. The man being terrified of wasps screamed like a girl as he jumped three feet, fell down the porch steps, rolled in cat poop, hit the ground and landed on a bicycle! What could have seriously injured a normal man didn’t happen! When he landed on the bike he took off and escaped the wasp with small injuries! Had the bike not been there….no telling where he would have gone to escape! Thank goodness for that bike! On a side note, if you see this man, he is wearing black pants, flip flops and no shirt. Last seen headed north on a little girls 20in butterfly bike. He is needed to return home……well the girl wants her bike back but good luck getting it without him on it! Either way they will take what they can get! He has a bad habit of stealing his wife’s phone and hacking her Facebook! Just maybe this will be a lesson learned for this rave man!