Woman arrested for being too Gorgeous

Karen Macintyre aka Crazy Cat Lady was arrested this afternoon for what officials are saying ‘Driving while Hot’.

The lack of Air Conditioning in her spouse car caused beads of sweat to drip between her breasts and while the accused was wiping her bossum it cause an officer of the law to smack directly in the arse of another officers vehicle that was legitimately checking her put.

She will appear in count tomorrow for plea.