Zach Maronde Found Unresponsive After Masturbation Notice

21 Year old Zach Maronde has been found unresponsive in his home after he had allegedly jacked off to death, the room was covered in demand and Maronde was surrounded by it, it took hours for a rescue team to get to Maronde, when they got close enough they noticed an empty bottle of viagra, sources say he had just got done with a break up that lead him to buying a pornhub premium, friends reportedly saw this coming when Maronde posted “lol pornhub premium is the shit, I could just beat my dick into a coma” if proper measures were taken we could of avoided this incident, Maronde is being air lifted to Cuba where they plan to just drop the body off and leave.