The adult club “The Landing Strip” plans to be open within a year. The owner is the co-owner of the popular “Fuzzy Holes.” While nobody knows an exact date right now, mostly everyone already has an opinion of the place. The club is going to be made a part of the outlet mall. Business owners of places like Goody’s, Rue 21 and Burger King hope that the club might bring in some more business. However, Jarred Bich the owner of the Chisholm Trail movie theater, thinks it’s a “bad decision for business.”
We asked citizens on the street what they thought about the “Landing Strip”.
“I’d LOVE to see something like that here in town.” said Dick N. Hanns, while winking at our camera lady.
“I think it would be a great place for me to work,” said his daughter, Tig Bitties
Another citizen wasn’t happy when told about the change. Asfo Days said it was “morally wrong” and “ruining families.” We later discove red, thanks to our amazing interviewing skills, that Asfo Days was actually Dick N. Hanns’ wife and that Tig Bitties was his mistress.