AIDS virus in lucky charms!

Today an estimated 1024 people have been infected with the AIDS virus in lucky charms cereal. General Mills realeased a statement saying that 1024 people are liars and they should be locked away with there last remaining years, if they even have that long. The victims reported the cereal to have off color and the smell of gasoline. If you find any box that matches this description in anyway, you are advised to throw it away.