Ford mustang owners are converting to homosexuality at an alarming rate. As the keys touch their hands, so do massive black cocks. Ford mustang owners have also been buying an alarming amount of preparation H from their local CVS.
GM and Mopar owners have been caught shaming these Ford owners publicly, which is triggering the democratic party. Riots have taken place outside of GM and Fiat factories all over the country demanding these gay, faggot, ford drivers are left alone to play with their favorite treat, human sausage.