America’s next top model: You’re Fired!

In an early morning emotional outburst, frustrated with the failure of the healthcare replacement bill, President Trump is reported to have run from room to room within the whitehouse screaming “You’re Fired”. “You’re Fired”. When confronted by an Oval Office television currently tuned to Americas Next Top Model, sources close to the President reported that he began screaming at the Television “And You’re Fired”. He is currently resting comfortably and quiet, though Vice President Pence thought it best to restrain the President. Fortunately the Vice President had leather restraints in the bottom drawer of his desk. The use of the ball gag was determined unnecessary.