Arizona first state in US to ban caffeine!

Due to the increase in health issues caused by caffeine Arizona will be the first state in US to ban all caffeine. It is a well known fact that ingesting caffeine is linked to restlessness, insomnia, irritability, tachycardia and muscle tremors.
Arizonans will be encouraged to drink more water in place of caffeine. It will keep you hydrated and your kidneys will thank you for it.