A new study shows trace elements of various toxins emitted by the buildup of kidfeet funk that is commonly found in jumping castles. As a result, the CDC has issued a halt to all jumping castle production as well as strict guidelines to state and local governments for a zero tolerance for those who rent out, set up, or use said jumping castles (along with those employed to do so) (especially Mick Monohan) and are enforcing this new protocol with a shoot-on-site authority.
If you are peddling jumping castles for a living or worse, if your name is Mick Monohan, you are seriously proper fucked.