Picture : Exclusive New 13th Doctor is no longer a woman
Reporter : Robin Banks
It seems over the last few days people cannot come to terms with the new Doctor being a woman, even though he’s a alien time traveller who can change his apperance and gender.
A BBC spokeperson said ‘ We thought the fans would like the angle, and let us take the Doctor into new ideas and adventures, that is of course until it upset a lot of people, so instead we have had to think our idea’
‘ We did think to call Kris Marshall, but no one had his number, so we then came up with the best idea to date’
‘ I was always a fan of Mr Ed the talking horse, that show worked, why couldn’t the Doctor be a horse’
With that revelation the BBC set to track down the right horse for the job and they found 6 year old, whizzbang.
Whizzbang was not able to comment, because he is just a horse, but I’m sure he do a good job, and his new outfit is perfect.
‘Whizzbang is brilliant and at last this show is 100% believable’ continued the BBC spokesperson.
Peter Capaldi said in a statement ‘ No I will not change….. into a horse’
We also asked him what he thought of the future of the show and he replied ‘ Titanic’
He must mean it’s a future area he would like covered in the show.
On leaving the show he said ‘ I’m glad to be out before it’s axed again, I’m not going to be the second Sylvester McCoy’
Talking to Sylvester McCoy he said ‘ I have no idea what Peter is on about I’m the only Sylvester McCoy I know about’
Whizzbang will make his first apperance as the Doctor on Christmas day.
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