Being good looking soon to be against the law

With all the talk of equality and fairness going around a new law was purpose to lawmakers recently that will make being good looking a punishable crime. According to our sister news anchors in Washington the crime could be punishable by up to a $5000 fee and/or 5 years in jail.
Some local good lookers, who wanted to stay anonymous, feel that this is an unfair law. One stated ” I can’t help I was born sexy. It’s just the way it goes sometimes.”
Stay tuned to put Facebook to see results of the voting on this law which is supposed to be happening sometime this week