Berkshire pop punk band “Cabin Pressure” face charges for just being way too pop punk.

After the release of a single that was well received and also really pop punk, cabin pressure started to attract more fans. All of who listen to POP PUNK. But after a 911 call the police received info that would put them on trial. The call came from someones stupid hometown. They reported that cabin pressure had a secret single about to be released that was more pop punk than the world could handle at this time. With more research this turned out to be true. The song was called “Eating pizza while skateboarding and wearing vans but also listening to dude ranch by blink 182 and by the way I only listen to real pop punk dude.” To some this would have been sick af. But “rad brad” told us that he just isnt that pop punk yet and it would hurt his feelings to see them so much more pop punk than he is. “Dude like come on I don’t even have fucking kahki shorts yet bro like let me catch up a bit ya feel?” said rad brad from his room because he was grounded at the age of 23 in his parents house. In the court room there was a lot of tension. Cabin pressure was nervous and so were their fans. The jury had reached the verdict. One man stood up from the jury…everyone was biting the pizza bits out of their nails. Cabin pressure took a long deep breath. The judge said “Just read the fucking verdict. Is cabin pressure wayyyy too pop punk?” The man pulled out a square object from his pocket. It was a sum 41 album. He threw it at the judge and made a statement nobody will ever forget. He said “no.” The end.