Today President Bill Clinton was found dead in his office. He had a shotgun hole through his head and his brains were splattered around the room. “Oh my God, “Hillary said,” he must have committed suicide after he had sex with my family and Senator Jackson Lee. don’t know how that could have happened oh I love him so much. Please don’t report this in the media or you may want to commit suicide to. Hint hint, wink, wink.”
Shirley Jackson Lee agrees. ” Bill wasn’t a great lay, but he was better than Obama.”