Bill Gates, former CEO and current technology advisor for Microsoft, was seen being escorted out out of his Medina estate in Washington, authorities report.
Gates, 61, was under suspicion of being involved in the Bill Cosby sexual scandals, but authorities report that there wasn’t enough information to hold him accountable, until now. Gates will be facing a multitude of charges for sexual assault, being complicit in and assisting with in sexual crimes, as well as other charges for cyberterrorism.
“Sometimes, it’s the people you’d least expect”, said Sheriff Siglari at a press conference in Washington. “It took a long time to apprehend Mr. Gates because he constantly threatened to terrorize the world’s cyber infrastructure. It took a lot of manpower and effort to be able to stop this man”
Gates’ lawyers have not yet responded to requests for comments.
Due to the recent turn of events, Microsoft (MSFT) shares have taken a staggering blow. The value has plummeted from approximately 75USD to a measly 10USD in a matter of hours.
Also, Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com