Blinding object seen from CA, finally identified.

Residents of San Diego awoke today to a bright, mushroom shaped object. NASA has finally confirmed that they have identified the source of this ” bright light”. Tom Edlestein, director of communications released this statement. ” After receiving multiple emails and calls from alarmed citizens, we knew we had to investigate. Using google earth, satellite data and a classified source, we were able to determine, that Missouri resident, Kendall Waltz, in an attempt to add some flair to her backyard, chose the brightest paint colors I known to man, and used them to paint a giant mushroom shaped table”. We believe, there are no other explanations for the phenomenon and CA can rest assured, that we were not invaded by characters from Super Mario Brothers