According to the most extensive study on IQ to date, the most intelligent subcategorization of the human species is the blue-eyed, bearded, slim, straight male. The study was conducted by Campton University over a thirty-year period with a sampling of 30,000 individuals.
Dr. Henry Remington said, “All other categorozations across the large sampling showed an equalization of IQ results within the range of statistical error. One stood out shockingly stark: blue-eyed, bearded, slim, straight males. In today’s politically-correct environment, we knew we could not release these controversial results without extensive study and resourcing, but the results remained consistent in each analysis. We asked our colleagues at the University of Aldridge to confirm our findings, and they did perfectly.”
The next phase of the study will focus on determining why the physical traits of bearded and slim were statistically significant in the study, as well as the personal choice of sexuality.
Feminist groups have already lodged a complaint with the University council. “We cannot let studies like this set back the progress we’ve made these past decades. Regardless of their accuracy or not, it was irresponsible for the University to allow the report to be released,” claimed Pat Androgen, of the group Women Now.
One thing is sure, this topic will be more thoroughly studied by several groups to either debunk or support the findings.