Border Patrol Agent handcuffs his privates on duty!

Border Patrol Agent S. Chapa from Laredo Sector placed a handcuff around his scrotum and placed the other side of the handcuff the the table he was sitting at. According to witnesses, the Agent started getting distressed when he realized he didn’t have a handcuff key and neither did any of his coworkers. Supervisor Raquel Garcia said that due to the “sensitive” nature of this incident, no disciplinary action will be sought. A request for an interview with Border Patrol Agent S. Chapa was immediately turned down by Mrs. Garcia.