Chailyn and Aaron No Longer a Couple

Sources from Instgram are confirming that Chailyn J. Wacasey and Aaron M. Goff are no longer dating after almost a year of being together.

Chailyn says “He just didn’t have good enough memes. I couldn’t stand him sending me ones I’d seen months ago.” When questioned about the breakup, Aaron ignored our reporters and continued to watch MST3K: The Return for god knows how many times while viciously devouring a Big Benito. The only information he had to offer was that it was over his attempt to cheer her up with memes. “I guess everything ends eventually.” he states.

We don’t know what will happen to their shared Instagram account, @wewantsucc, but some sources say it will be deactivated. In the meantime, you can follow their personals, @uwantsucc (Chailyn) and @myhairissoftb (Aaron)

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