Cookeville man Alonzo Alvarez arrested on charges of streaking and theft

At 1:30am Alonzo Alvarez was caught on a Algood Walmart security camera,the suspect was running down a aisle in what appeared to be nothing on but a ribbon wrapped around himself, screaming I am the almighty turkey hunter.the suspect had a bag of beef jerky in one hand and a Capri sun in the other,as he ran out the left entrance a security officer taser Alonzo and he hit the ground like a sack of potatoes,when questioned about his actions,he responded he had been up for days drinking coffee and trying to figure out a new jerky recipe.