Delcambre Man Arreasted

33 year old James Savoy a.k.a (Peabody) was arrested Thursday at Cowboys night club.Officers state that MR. Savoy was trying to smuggle a twelve pack of Natural Lite into the nite club by putting it into his rectum. When officers asked why Natural Lite he replayed the Bud Lite bottles kept sliding out. He was charged with twelve counts of beer abuse and one count of rectum abuse.