North Dixie, Dayton Ohio
Contractors have discovered that Dixie Drive-in was built atop an ancient burial ground of the Hengwahmach tribe. To this day, only rumors of the tribe existed. Archeologists are excited, and ready to get digging on a large mass scale.
“Finding ancient artifacts of the tribe would not only be groundbreaking for Ohio, but for the entire nation. This is exciting. Discoveries of this magnitude are usually made in cooler cities. We are ready to get to work and start digging.” said Bob Dobolina, cofounder of JJs Chicken and Fish.
The Hengwahmach tribe were rumoured to be brutal rulers who used ruthless tactics, and often made enemies rub their heads and pat their bellies at the same time. Sometimes while standing on one foot.
“We are not sure if the rumors are true. Nothing has been confirmed. We will look deeper into it, and if the accounts of those activities are accurate, action will be taken, and those guilty will be prosecuted. As long as they aren’t already dead. That was a really long time ago.” said mall guard Paul Blart.
Account of paranormal activity has often been reported casually, by word of mouth, from many patrons that visit the facility. It’s unclear if paranormal study groups have started performing readings yet or not, but many think that they should. It’s unconfirmed if the patrons recalling the events were high or drunk.
“Yeah man. I just was like over there like Whoa…is that a ghost? Over there by the thing by the trees. I’m not sure if that woods or just normal trees, but I heard something that sounded like a mix of Chewbacca and a loud owl. I peed a little. I was scared. I started to run, and I fell face first into a pile of dog feces. It was so gross dude. I cried out real loud Ewwwww!!, and started a nearby skunk that doused me. I was defenseless. It totally killed my buzz.” said Frank Enbeans, bouncer of The Living Room.
“Dixie Drive in has no plans of allowing excavation on the property, and we use every weapon in our stash from stopping this from happening” said Hillel Apish of Valero.