Dog Eats Child, Poor Taught Lesson

Poor people got their comeuppance today. Dogs belonging to the rich and important ate a poor family’s child causing one dog to nearly choke. Alvina Muskelunge of the New Hampshire Muskelunges owns the dog and was piqued. “They really need to clean their offspring better. Adelbert almost expired. He’s better now but really. I’m OK with those types having children but only if they’re going to keep them contained somehow. Perhaps they should be kept in a small cage until they are 10 or so and ready to work.” Alvina is suing the parents.The parents will be held in a special camp until the trial date.