Donald Trump a Father Again!

While trying to keep the fake news at bay, Donald Trump’s inner circle has confirmed an astonishing fact. Before the end of the year, “the Donald” will be a father again. The happy mom to be is Rosanne Barr, much to the astonishment of all three of Trump’s ex and current wives.

The POTUS couldn’t be reached for comment, although his Russian bodyguards did grunt twice to AP reporters.