Elderly War Veteran Tries To Slap A Grandmother & Her Grandchild With His Strap-On Dildo

Well you’ve heard it here first folks. Here at WLKY Lousivilles best Breaking News Team heard it first from our reporters their on the scene at the Local Outer Loop Walmart, Diane Schiller told us she spoke with the Grandmother. Sad day for Gertrude Malone & her Grandson, as they were minding their own business as Gertrude proceeded to drive her electric wheelchair through the Walmart parking lot trying to make their way inside, when an elderly War Veteran approached her wheelchair An asked if she had some spair change, Gertrude proceeded to tell him no, she’s just got a lil money left from selling her butthole on back pages, and when he found that out he proceeded to get hands on she said, he opened his lab coat wearing a huge black strap on dildo An he was shirtless wearing suspenders An a cowboy hat An cowboy boots, he kept waving the dildo in my face & I finally said hey buster you needa back off jack & I reached for my pepper spray An he knocked me up side the head with his strap on & called me a hoe hoe hoe said he don’t pay for pussy & took off into the night.. please keep your eyes open & stay on the prowl ladies An gentlemen.. thank you from everyone here at WLKY, stay safe Louisville!