F.B.I Searching for a Man Wanted on Over 2,000 counts of Napkin Abuse

This morning F.B.I landed in Avon Ohio due to facial recognition and recent sittings of a man that disappeared in the late 90’s. Police say The “Napkin Man” Has been puting fear in the creases of napkins for over 3 decades. Leaving no trace behind of his victims or DNA , the trail has remained cold. Police say he might be going under the Alias Brian Fleming and should not be approached at any cost. He is hungry and dangerous. If you see him please call 1-877-NAP-KINS