FACEBOOK CLOSING DOWN DECEMBER 31, 2017

It’s been announced in today’s national press conference that Facebook will be shutting down end of fourth quarter 2017. The CEO, Mark Zuckenberg announced his early retirement and the sale of FB to a Syrian Billionaire, Gotya Sukkah . He will be converting the social media site into an online Mosque. The largest sale in this decade will increase unemployment by 2.4%, which will raise the average americans taxes by $6385 per year. Good luck and God Bless.