Fire Ants Kill Family in Waco Tx

A prominent family in Waco Tx was found stripped to the bone at a local fire ant farm. The liberal family believed in advocating for the rights of the small insects and had several pending lawsuits against local pesticide companies. The families name has yet to be released to the public pending notification of the next of kin. A neighbor explained that the family was likely consumed while attempting a routine bonding session with the insects in which the family camped amongst the nests on the farm. An investigation is on going.