Florida congess met this morning to enact a new law to protect mosquitos. Thousands of Florida mosquitoes are being slaudered every day in the state. FL statute FLA654.1 note states that the spraying of, use of repellents, or bodily injury that leads too the harming or death of a mosquito is now deemed illegal. This carries a fine of $1000 and/ or 30 days in jail per mosquito. PETA has stepped in to help in the enforcement of this law stating “blood sucking lives matter!” Spokesperson for local PETA chapter Martha Bloodwork stated today that “the senseless murder of these living breathing creatures has gotten out of control and it must stop. We can all live together in peace and harmony.”
Local law enforcement suggests leaving a small bowl of blood on your porch to feed the mosquitoes and they will no longer feel the need too feed on you or your lived ones. Simply poor your finger each morning and drop it into a small bowl or jar lid. Happy mosquitos means a happy Florida.