Freeloading in Vegas Cuts Couple’s weekend short

What was supposed to have been a relaxing weekend in Sin City has just turned into a night mare for a South Texas couple. 23 calls total were received at the Las Vegas Police Department from with allegations against Weslaco native, George Lopez. The complaints so far stem from walking out of multiple buffets without paying, bribing show officials, stealing a jar from an older lady full of $1 chips, taking inappropriate pictures without consent of ladies enjoying the nightlife of Las Vegas, to sexual solicitation of a midgit actress at the world famous Zumanity Show at the New York New York Hotel and Casino. Mr. Lopez was detained at 6pm this afternoon by MGM Casino Security when they noticed him stuffing beer bottles into his pants at their main floor Liquor Store. As police officers dragged him into the unit, Mr Lopez could be heard screaming “Call Ponchin michelle , call Ponchin”. Mr. Lopez did not want to speak to us and said his attorney was on his way to get him out. As of 9pm this afternoon, the Las Vegas Police Dept has still not received any calls from any attorney representing Mr Lopez. We will keep you updated as the investigation continues.