Hairdresser WANTED for questioning in string of multiple male castrations

MOBILE, AL (WALA) – The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office, Mobile Police Department, Homeland Security and U S Marshalls are looking for Theodore, AL hairdresser Sarah McGugin who is wanted for questioning in a string of multiple male castrations across the Gulf Coast. Investigators believe victims are clients of McGugin who have reportedly stiffed her in tips after visiting her for haircuts and shaves. Multiple male victims report having been voluntarily tied to her salon chair in hopes of a “happy-ending” haircut only to be stripped and violently removed of their male sexual organs. Male citizens are cautioned to tip exceedingly well if you currently have an appointment with McGugin and immediately report her location to authorities. Although this article is completely false, tipping is still appreciated…. who knows what side of the bed she woke up on this morning. 😉