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On the night of June 16th, 2017, LCpl Jerry Casasola (20) and LCpl Christopher Tenney (21) became heroes in a night that will never be forgotten. From the shadows emerged the two young NUGITS i mean Heroes. We have had the honor of interviewing an eye witness LCpl Buchanan (25) who said “I-I-I saw-aw th-them kill a-a t-t-terrori-st who-o had strapped a b-bomb to a g-goat.” These men not only slayed the fuckin hadji but shoved his goat weiner sucking face into a Goddamn tail roter. That in my opinion is true americanism.