How I Was A Prostitute, Without Ever Breaking A Law

I was a prostitute for nine months at one of the longest-operating legal, licensed brothels in Hollywood, CA.

I became a working girl because I really love having sex and I like making money. This job allowed me to do both. And I never had to fake any orgasms β€” I’d just think of it as a human-sized dildo.

When I was 20, I started working as a dancer in a local Vegas strip club. I did that for two years.

There were times I’d charge $800 for a half hour β€” like if a guy was a jerk, I’d certainly charge him more, because that means more effort on my part. If a guy was dirty or unkempt, I’d make him shower, and then usually charge him more.

I love what I do and I will kill anyone who think this is actually true. Kiss a monkeys butt and enjoy the rest of your day!