Human sperm to be sold in local drugstores.

The Massachusetts House of Representatives has voted in favor of allowing the sale of human sperm in Massachusetts drug stores. Most sold as a facial skin toner it’s expected to be also sold as a thick salty soft drink. It’s thought the fluid is not only packed full of vitamins and minerals but great for those who are on diets. Plans are in the works to produce a smokable cigarette using the substance in the near future followed by shampoo, soap, and even toothpaste. Enjoy! Ha ha