Infamous House sees sharks

Paranormal investigators and scientist from all over the world have flocked to the notorious house in Lubbock, TX that seems to now be under a Sharknado! How this house has survived nobody knows. The renters (who are still ordering Dominoes) has since not made an appearance but demands cash instead. One neighbor generously slipped a $20 bill but the renter threw an old pizza crust back and shouted ‘Fuck you!’ “The sharks seem to be eating away the house”, says inspector PeeWee and doesn’t expect it to stand long. It is also noted the vortex created in the sky has appeared to attract the attention of God Zues.