Joy Boykin arrested for area phantom shitter

The mystery has finally been solved thanks to concerned citizen Christy Beed.
Many businesses, restaurants and residents in the area and surrounding counties have reported smeared feces on their walls and floors. Huge piles of feces have also been reported on front door steps and even car hoods.
Area resident Christy Beed stated she had just cleaned her house and then invited her good friend Joy Boykin over to watch some Raymond Reddinton episodes.
Christy said after Joy left the residence, she went into the bathroom and there was a huge pile of feces in her shower and that’s when she put the pieces of the puzzle together and realized it was Joy who was the phantom shitter.
It was then Christy knew she had to report her findings to the authorities and the next day Ms. Boykin was taken into custody for questioning where she did admit she was in fact the phantom shitter.
When asked why she did this, she said that she didnt know but knew she needed help. She also reported that her other friend was a sheep molester. This matter is also being investigated.
She will be arraigned at a later date.