Kentucky woman depletes Myrtle Beach sushi supply. Nearly shits self

Madelyn Allen of Prestonsburg Kentucky exhausted the entire sushi supply of eastern South Carolina on her first visit to the region tonight. Mr. Fook Yu, owner of Sushi World remarked that Mrs. Allen “eat more fish than Mary Lee shark. She no stop. She big lady. Hairy man leave shitty tip.”
Madelyn was reportedly last seen moving at top speed toward the nearest shitter. The Hilton condo group was reported a 300 percent increase in toilet paper usage since Sunday.