Kid Rock announced as new Cheif Of Staff to the President

Kid Rock to hold a concert on White House lawn this Sunday. After a long awaited chance to get into politics Mr. Kid Rock is diving in head first. Kid Rock is unavailable for comment but sources are saying that Four Loko and Bush light are to be served at the concert.
Mr. Rock wants it to be referred to as a performance but earlier this morning pyrotechnic trucks were seen pulling into the White House. We also have reports of lots of young women being escorted into the back of the White House wearing very little clothing. Since the visitors list is no longer made public there identity are not know at this time yet there are reports of about fifteen to twenty of these women spotted.
Sources have also confirmed that a phone call was placed to the drug kingpin “EL CHAPO” though we are not sure why. Also sources claim that the KKK chapter out of Mobile Alabama will be checking invitations. #MAGA