Killer Attack Water Hoses Invade Olive Branch Mississiooi

According to official sources there have been sightings of a new invasive killer water hose species in the area of Olive Branch, Mississippi. These hoses look very similar to common hoses, so people should be very careful when approaching any hose. These hoses have been known to leap into the air and strike persons and animals which have approached within range. Their favored targets are older women, They tend to strike hard in the head and neck area, then fall to the ground and “play” dead. The government is currently trying to decide if these hoses should have protected status or be eradicated. Killing one may carry a heavy fine.