LeBron James Traded to Golden State Warriors

LeBron James has waived his “no trade clause” to allow Cleveland to complete the transaction. Cleveland receives 3 No #1 draft picks, Klay Thompson, rights to Schlitz Malt Liquor logo and 10 $2 dollar bills. LeBron only had one comment to confirm this breaking news, “I just want to win and after Cleveland had the opportunity to own the Schlitz Malt Liquor logo, It’s really a no-brainer, Schlitz Biatch”