Jimmy Salaymeh, a long time loser who mostly bets no score innings went on the streak of his life. For as long as he can remember he never cashed out with any bookie who was dumb enough to give him an account. His betting platform was online blackjack and soccer parlays. High Risk High Reward type action which in gambling terms means YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. He was a poker grinder all through his twenties with little success. We asked him why he hasn’t cashed in on his poker wins.
He basically said whenever I win big I end up on 3 day benders sharing hot tubs with some of Chicago’s shadiest people. He mentioned one name, Tony Tovar to be a notorious bender partner. He quoted “Every Time I would win couple racks Tony would leave his Union job and follow me around the city asking for newports and free bumps. I didn’t mind he had bunch of stripper gfs. I love strippers; they have loose morals, fake tits, pay for their own shit, and best of can only stay for a day, because they have to get home to their kids.”
What turned around his luck? We were shocked when he told us.
After His bookie, a tight nit Jew from Highland Park turned off his live betting and prop bets he only had one way of getting his action. It was by betting the real games. Well it turned out he had been betting wrong all along. He started crushing week in and week out. They are now praising him in sports groups. One guy even said if this guy goes another 4-0 and hits two more parlays I”ll suck his big fat curved Dick.
His confidence grows more and more every week, he even told us to follow his bets on twitter
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