On the evening of July 17th 2017, A local Adult novelty shop caught fire in a freak accident when two product testers took their jobs a little too seriously.
To protect the identity their names will not be released.
Several employees noticed smoke and heavy flames after unattended vibrators spun wildly out of control knocking several batteries into molten gelatinous chemical substances used to form the outer layer of the adult fun sticks.
The two employee tip dippers were caught red handed having a little too much fun in the rest rooms, unknowingly causing a massive chemical reaction and setting the workplace ablaze.
Bystanders jumped into action putting the flames to rest.
The guilty employees were beaten,gagged ; & later arrested.
Thankfully no one was injured.